Animals & Pet Supplies · Patch
Hello, I am About to Choose Violence Patch
The Original Underground · sold by Shady Front · $3.99 · in stock
Wholesale Hello I Am About to Choose Violence Patch: Sarcastic Nametag Embroidery Subvert mundane office icebreakers with unapologetic sarcasm and viral internet humor. The Wholesale Hello I Am About to Choose Violence Patch parodies classic "Hello My Name Is" sticker badges, swapping polite introductions for a hilarious warning label in bold handwritten script. Framed by a vibrant red embroidered nametag border, this 4" x 2.5" patch commands immediate attention on retail display pegboards, counter racks, and alternative apparel displays, serving as an irresistible impulse buy for humor…
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| Default Title | $3.99 | in stock | Compare delivered price → · Checkout at Shady Front |
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