Animals & Pet Supplies · Greeting Card
You Drink Too Much and Have Questionable Morals Greeting Card
Shady Front · sold by Shady Front · $2.50 · in stock
You Drink Too Much and Have Questionable Morals Card: Wholesale Sarcastic Romance Stationery Celebrate unconditional love and chaotic camaraderie with the You Drink Too Much and Have Questionable Morals Greeting Card . Combining brutal honesty with genuine affection, this striking card features vintage poster typography in bold teal, mustard yellow, and rust orange over a dark slate background: "YOU DRINK TOO MUCH. YOU SWEAR TOO MUCH. YOU HAVE QUESTIONABLE MORALS. YOU'RE EVERYTHING I COULD EVER ASK FOR." Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or best friend birthdays, it drives instant…
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