Apparel & Accessories · The VRGs
I Have Venus Envy
goodr sunglasses · sold by goodr sunglasses · $35.00 · in stock

Sure, Venus looks gorgeous from Earth. Up close? She's an ugly celestial hellscape. (What the 90's kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited-edition, translucent starry purple-orange VRG frames with a single pinkish-purple reflective lens.
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| Default Title | $35.00 | in stock | Compare delivered price → · Checkout at goodr sunglasses |
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