Apparel & Accessories · T-Shirt
Funny Penguin Shirt, Pacifism Was Never An Option Tee, Dramatic Penguin With Knife T-Shirt, Sarcastic Meme Gift Shirt
Printify · sold by Yugen Studio · $24.99 · out of stock
A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that feels worn-in and sturdy right out of the wash. The front art shows a fierce little penguin gripping a butter knife with unshakable resolve, lit like a war poster, under the bold declaration "Pacifism Was Never An Option". It's part vintage propaganda, part absurdist joke, and entirely too dramatic for a bird that can't even fly. Throw it on for game night with friends who get the joke, wear it as a gag gift for the most stubborn person you know, or just rock it running errands when you're feeling quietly unhinged. Product features - 100% ring-spun US…
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| Island Green / 2XL | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Banana / 3XL | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Black / 3XL | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Blue Spruce / 3XL | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Citrus / 3XL | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Grape / 3XL | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Grey / 3XL | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Khaki / 3XL | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Black / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Navy / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| White / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Blue Spruce / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Citrus / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Grape / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Grey / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Khaki / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Periwinkle / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Royal Caribe / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Sage / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Washed Denim / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Yam / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Island Green / S | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Black / M | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Navy / M | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| White / M | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Blue Spruce / M | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Citrus / M | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Grape / M | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Grey / M | $24.99 | out of stock | |
| Khaki / M | $24.99 | out of stock |
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