Animals & Pet Supplies · Sweatshirt
Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Deadpan Humor Embroidered Sweatshirt Gift
Printify · sold by Yugen Studio · $39.99 · out of stock
A garment-dyed crewneck that carries the quiet chaos of a Monday morning without saying a word too loud. The front features bold, stacked embroidered-patch style lettering reading 'EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE, PHYSICALLY PRESENT', deadpan and minimal, like a mood you didn't ask to have. It's the kind of piece you throw on for coffee runs when you're not in the mood to talk, low-key hangs with friends who get the joke, or cozy nights on the couch scrolling instead of feeling things. Perfect for anyone who wears their sarcasm like armor and their comfort like a second skin. Product features - 80%…
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| Blue Jean / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Butter / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Chambray / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Crimson / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Denim / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Flo Blue / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Grey / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Light Green / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Orchid / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Pepper / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Seafoam / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| True Navy / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Violet / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Watermelon / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| White / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Terracotta / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Blue Jean / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Butter / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Chambray / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Crimson / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Denim / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Flo Blue / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Grey / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Light Green / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Orchid / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Pepper / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Seafoam / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| True Navy / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Violet / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Watermelon / M | $39.99 | out of stock |
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