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Great Beards of Science Beer Glass

Cognitive Surplus · sold by Wysdohm · $28.00 · in stock

For the Fire Goddess — raise a glass to the whiskered wise. Behind every great leap of human understanding, there was frequently a magnificent beard. This can-shaped glass assembles the finest facial hair in scientific history into one portrait gallery — Darwin-caliber whiskers, mustaches of Mendelian distinction — and sizes itself precisely for a 12-ounce can of beer, seltzer, or whatever your pleasure. Equal parts homage and mischief, like all the best Americana. Deploy the full set of four at a backyard bonfire or trivia night, where they are guaranteed to start at least one spirited…

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