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False Throne - Mimic Tee

tsaurus.com · sold by The Yoink · $35.00–$41.50 · in stock

False Throne - Mimic Tee

Session Entry: PP-MMCTRN-02 Subject Type: Monstrosity-Class Filed under: Treachery / Hubris / Trap Missing is the head that wears the crown. Power calls to you. But some crowns are bait. Not all seats of power are given. Some are taken. Some take you. They wait- plush, gleaming, hungry- for fools who crave the spotlight. For tyrants who mistake attention for respect. For heroes who try to take too many short rests. Retrieve the relic. Invite tyrants to sit on their seat of power.

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Black / XS / Classic$35.00in stockCompare delivered price → · Checkout at The Yoink
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