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My Care-O-Meter Is Broken Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Embroidered Patch Style Pullover, Snarky Gift for Him or Her

Printify · sold by Yugen Studio · $39.99 · out of stock

My Care-O-Meter Is Broken Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Embroidered Patch Style Pullover, Snarky Gift for Him or Her

This garment-dyed crewneck wears its attitude right on the chest, with bold stacked lettering that reads 'MY CARE-O-METER IS BROKEN' in a clean embroidery-patch style that feels equal parts vintage workwear and modern sarcasm. It's the kind of piece that says everything without saying a word, perfect for days when you just can't be bothered to fake enthusiasm. Throw it on for a coffee run when you're running on zero patience, wear it slouched on the couch during a lazy Sunday, or gift it to that one friend whose humor is as dry as yours. Soft, heavyweight, and effortlessly cool, it's built…

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True Navy / S$39.99out of stock
Violet / S$39.99out of stock
Watermelon / S$39.99out of stock
White / S$39.99out of stock
Terracotta / S$39.99out of stock
Blue Jean / M$39.99out of stock
Butter / M$39.99out of stock
Chambray / M$39.99out of stock
Crimson / M$39.99out of stock
Denim / M$39.99out of stock
Flo Blue / M$39.99out of stock
Grey / M$39.99out of stock
Light Green / M$39.99out of stock
Orchid / M$39.99out of stock
Pepper / M$39.99out of stock
Seafoam / M$39.99out of stock
True Navy / M$39.99out of stock
Violet / M$39.99out of stock
Watermelon / M$39.99out of stock
White / M$39.99out of stock
Terracotta / M$39.99out of stock
Blue Jean / S$39.99out of stock
Butter / S$39.99out of stock
Chambray / S$39.99out of stock
Crimson / S$39.99out of stock
Denim / S$39.99out of stock
Flo Blue / S$39.99out of stock
Grey / S$39.99out of stock
Light Green / S$39.99out of stock
Orchid / S$39.99out of stock

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