Apparel & Accessories · Sweatshirt
My Care-O-Meter Is Broken Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Embroidered Patch Style Pullover, Snarky Gift for Him or Her
Printify · sold by Yugen Studio · $39.99 · out of stock

This garment-dyed crewneck wears its attitude right on the chest, with bold stacked lettering that reads 'MY CARE-O-METER IS BROKEN' in a clean embroidery-patch style that feels equal parts vintage workwear and modern sarcasm. It's the kind of piece that says everything without saying a word, perfect for days when you just can't be bothered to fake enthusiasm. Throw it on for a coffee run when you're running on zero patience, wear it slouched on the couch during a lazy Sunday, or gift it to that one friend whose humor is as dry as yours. Soft, heavyweight, and effortlessly cool, it's built…
| Option | Price | Stock | |
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| True Navy / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Violet / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Watermelon / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| White / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Terracotta / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Blue Jean / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Butter / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Chambray / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Crimson / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Denim / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Flo Blue / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Grey / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Light Green / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Orchid / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Pepper / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Seafoam / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| True Navy / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Violet / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Watermelon / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| White / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Terracotta / M | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Blue Jean / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Butter / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Chambray / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Crimson / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Denim / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Flo Blue / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Grey / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Light Green / S | $39.99 | out of stock | |
| Orchid / S | $39.99 | out of stock |
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