Animals & Pet Supplies · Patch
Don't Be a Salty Bitch Patch
Underground · sold by Shady Front · $3.99 · in stock
Wholesale Don't Be a Salty B--ch Patch: Vintage Salt Girl Embroidery Subvert iconic American pantry nostalgia with a heavy dose of irreverent humor. The Wholesale Don't Be a Salty B--ch Patch parodies the classic umbrella-toting salt girl, showing her strolling through a downpour while trailing a stream of spilled salt. Paired with bold, stacked white lettering that reads "DON'T BE A SALTY B--CH," this 3" x 3" square patch captures instant attention on retail pegboards, counter display bins, and apparel racks. It serves as an irresistible, high-margin impulse item for gift shop buyers,…
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| Default Title | $3.99 | in stock | Compare delivered price → · Checkout at Shady Front |
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