Funny Turtle coaster
zyvox · sold by zyvox · $2,000.00 · in stock
No More Boring Stains! 🐢☕ Meet Your New Coffee Buddy: The Open-Eyed Turtle Tea Coaster That Stares Back! 🐢 Tired of Ugly Water Rings and Forgettable Coasters? Let's be real - most coasters are either boring cork discs or fragile ceramics that crack after one use. Enter the Open-Eyed Turtle Tea Coaster: the cheeky solution for coffee lovers who refuse to choose between function and fun. 🐢 This little guy's wide cork belly soaks up spills like a champ, while his silicone shell hugs your cup tighter than a Starbucks fan on Monday morning. Plus, his googly-eyed stare is guaranteed to brighten…
| Option | Price | Stock | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Light Brown Turtle | $2,000.00 | in stock | Compare delivered price → · Checkout at zyvox |
| Dark Brown Turtle | $2,000.00 | in stock | Compare delivered price → · Checkout at zyvox |
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