Animals & Pet Supplies · T-Shirt

Here for the Pie Turkey T-Shirt

Printify · sold by Wild Life Coffee Club · $29.99–$31.99 · in stock

Arrive on time. Grab the pie. Be gone before the questions start. A sly turkey strolls past a wooden signpost with pie and coffee in hand, already halfway to the exit. “Here for the Pie. Leaving Before the Drama.” is for Thanksgiving escape artists, Friendsgiving regulars, pie loyalists, and anyone with a carefully planned early departure. Wild Life Coffee Club designs are made for caffeine addicts, chaotic mornings, and people who become significantly less approachable before their first cup. Apparel built for those embracing their slightly feral side one cup at a time.

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