Neoprene Caption Coaster — "Cats Don't Tell Police Where Your Drugs Are"

Name: Neoprene Caption Coaster — "Cats Don't Tell Police Where Your Drugs Are"
Brand: High Cotton
Availability: InStock

High Cotton · sold by Dog.Dog.Cat. · $3.95 · in stock

Because Cats Don't. This witty neoprene coaster is the perfect gift for the cat lover who appreciates a good laugh. Featuring a bold, humorous caption, it's equal parts functional and conversation-starting — protecting your surfaces while making a statement about the feline attitude we all know and love. Product Details Durable neoprene construction — absorbs condensation and protects surfaces Bold, printed caption design Easy to clean and long-lasting Makes a great gift for cat lovers, housewarming, or birthdays

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